Not only do you have the satisfaction of removing all the condensation, it’s a satisfying process to simply hoover things up, cleaning the rotten filth water away, section by section, until you can see the life outside your window. That life may be an old mattress from more fly tipping in the night, but the fact remains: you have cleaned your windows, your vision, your mind.
Comment: ‘Hoovering your windows is the new sex’
